Thursday, March 15, 2012

Car design


About a year ago the Daily Mail profiled Jonathan Ive in a long article here. It was written prior to the death of Steve Jobs and before he was dubbed Sir Jonathan.

"Ive went to London’s Central St Martins Art School with an initial passion to design cars, but switched  to an industrial design course at what was then Newcastle Polytechnic."

One of the photos illustrating the article shows Jon Ives driving his Bentley Brooklands. Is this, perhaps, close to the automobile he might have created if he had remained a designer of cars?

All this is motivated by thoughts I have been mulling over with regard to automotive design. In the course of my daily translation work for a car-themed website I encounter so many new concept vehicles which I find so ill-judged. Indeed Bentley is showing at the current Salon de l'Auto in Geneva the study for a hulking SUV model of which they should be thoroughly ashamed.

I suppose the car makers are as enslaved to the notion of differentiation as are the major marques in the fashion business... Chanel can hardly be confused with Versace.

And yet... what if the task was to come up with the ultimate essential car... the best possible combination of styling, technology and functionality. Is that not the definition of the iPad?

For a start... and I think Ive would agree... the end product needs to look exactly like what it is. A motor car should look like a motor car. We all have our own idea of what a car should look like, it is our own acquired cultural memory slightly influenced by our recall of the cars driven by our parents.

I would start, then, by listing perhaps twenty automobile models which have over the past half century been perceived as practical, popular and evocative of positive emotional response. They would be, I think, sedans and estates and the list would exclude sports cars (no Jaguar E-Type here) and luxury models out of reach for normal citizens (no Roller, either).

Yes, the Mini would be included, along with the Beetle and the old BMW 3-Series...

The next step would be to morph the wire-frames of all the cars listed in the same way that computer analysis has crunched image data in an attempt to define beauty. The result would be an averaged automotive phenotype... a certain length, a specific wheel-base, an optimal track width, a defined profile... not bad for a start!

Next step... take the phenotype data and optimize it for aerodynamics in order to favor energy efficiency but retaining as much as possible of the look which immediately announces "this is a motor car"! 

Ultra light-weight construction can be taken as a given. And the internal combustion engine on board would probably be diesel fuelled. But in my opinion the traction would be in fact electric, with a hub motor in each of the four wheels and the diesel only serving to generate energy.

Performance? Maximum efficiency at about 130 kilometres an hour but with enough torque on hand to quickly get a further burst of speed to about 160 for overtaking. No, this would not by any means satisfy the boy racers on the German autobahn... but for almost everyone else on the planet it could be an ideal personal transportation solution and one which would truly resemble not a spaceship, not a quirky wheel-chair, not an exo-skeleton... but a motor car.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Chase

 

Awesome French computer animation... full-screen HD viewing is a must.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Quality of life


A few years ago I read in Monocle magazine that Munich had topped a 'quality of life' poll. It might have been part of what motivated me to return from the Sandlands to Bavaria rather than to France or indeed my native Scotland.

The Monocle team made a short film portraying the city which I cannot embed but the link is here.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Weekend video

Sunday, March 04, 2012


The party will,of course, be virtual. In the real world my birthday will be marked just be dinner this evening with my ex-wife and a Skype messaging session with my daughter in Maastricht.

But the invitees to a virtual celebration would, I think, include a couple of contemporaries at least. Doing rather well of late in Germany are Joachim Gauck and Otto Rehagel.

The latter is a legendary football trainer who at the age of seventy-four was brought back to take charge of the unfortunate Hertha Berlin soccer team, to motivate a squad whose memory of victory had almost been eradicated by a streak of twelve games without a win. Yesterday they won. Sweet!

As for Joachim Gauck, born as I was in 1940... the former pastor from Rostock and one of the leaders of opposition to the regime of the German Democratic Republic will in a couple of weeks be elected as the next Head of State of the Federal Republic. How heartening to see a man of my age getting a new five-year deal!

A further manifestation of wrinkly-power is the selection of Engelbert Humperdinck (born in 1936) to represent the United Kingdom at the Eurovision Song Contest. Those inclined to mock maintain that the hope is that he will garner nul points so that the the BBC will not have to bear the costs of staging the next edition of the extraordinary event.

The other places at the tables of my virtual birthday bash would be reserved for readers of my blog and for the writers of the blogs to which I subscribe. Now that guest list would certainly make for some interesting conversations.

Then there would be the matter of my virtual present to myself. I find that an automobile would be a fittingly contrarian indulgence, given that I am a non-driver. But the Jaguar built in the year I was born must surely be recognized as a thing of wondrous beauty...


It would have to have the appropriate license plate...


From the passenger seat I would wave regally to those who stop to watch our progress at the side of the roads... roads which in my virtually perfect world would be mainly in the south of France.


Saturday, March 03, 2012

Weekend video 1

March


Jonathan Freedland in The Guardian

"On Thursday, Google took down the barrier that had, until now, prevented it joining the dots of your electronic life. It had already been logging all your Google searches, remembering what you looked for and when, as well as watching what you watched on YouTube, photographing your house for Street View and, if you use a Google smartphone, knowing where you've been and maybe where you are right now. It had been using that information to generate, to take one example, the ads that appear on your Google search page based on your past searches. But it had never connected these separate silos of information. Now it will. Thanks to a change in its privacy policy, Google can make deductions based on one aspect of your online activity and use that to sell you things in another."
More here

Freedland's article is free of the hysterical paranoia with which some German tabloids sought to scare their readers as the new month dawned. A world of total transparency and 'publicness' will be different, it will take some getting used to. But Google is not the Stasi, for heaven's sake. Henceforth all my Google histories will determine what advertising is thrown my way. So what? I have never, ever clicked on any advert served by Google not on banners or pop-ups cluttering otherwise worthwhile websites.

And so the 1st of March did not cause me any real concern.

However the 4th of March is a slightly different matter. And I mean not just the likely return of Putin as president of Russia. I await his acceptance speech... "Putain, gĂ©nial, merci, formidable!"

Which might also express my own sentiments tomorrow, given that it will be my 72nd birthday. Although I did indulge in a minor numerology riff about a week ago in these pages I must now admit that '72' is a figure which I have lived with for a long time... 72 dots-per-inch screen resolution... 72 point type for headlines (Perhaps in Helvetica of the timeless CBS Didot font I have used here). So I shall be seventy-two years old? Move on!

On the 11th of March the Celts in Munich will don their traditional finest for the annual St. Patrick's Day parade and party. 

Come the 15th of March there will be the hope that the Ides pass without misfortune.

A mere five days later the 20th of March will be the date of the Vernal Equinox, after which daylight will be of longer duration than darkness for six precious months. 

And on the 25th of March we shall be moving the clocks forward to enjoy later sunsets as spring... almost a miraculous prospect after out February freeze... inches towards us.

Thursday, March 01, 2012