Snap, crackle, pop!

In September last year, Theresa May said: "Let’s work out what the best deal for us would be in trade in goods and services and then let’s be ambitious and go out there and fight for it."

The fight in Brussels will be now conducted with one hand tied behind her back... a Brexit brought to you by the wonderful people who thought a 'snap election' was a spiffing idea.

The Prime Minister will not be alone staring into that chasm, the treacherous, amorphous political sinkhole which has opened up where 'strong and stable' was promised.

How terribly sad.