Schadenfreude?

This I clipped out of a newspaper years ago, long before I started blogging.



"That would be very good of you, they are quite heavy! Car's unlocked, white Land Cruiser with tinted windows. You can't miss it. I'm just going back to take another look at that wonderfully carved screen..."

I wonder how the story ended? Isn't it a lovely 'set up' for a romantic comedy movie? 'She' surprised to find two carpets in her Jumeirah Tractor; 'he' terribly relieved to get them back...

Or... there was CCTV in the parking lot.

Or... one of the carpets turns up with a dead body wrapped up in it.