Rebel without a clue

"Being a Conservative Teen – we'll keep the caps – sure looks different than being a regular teenager. Conservative Teens appear to be the ubermensch of this age group — blonde-haired, fair-skinned specimens chiselled from perfect, Germanic stock and dressed for a day of casual yachting. Unlike teenagers, they seem to have overcome the gangliness, the uncertainty and the acne which tend to characterise the most awkward years of human life. Maybe because they have transcended these developmental hitches and hiccups without so much as zit, Conservative Teens do not find themselves as weak and left-leaning as teenagers."

The full (scary) article from The Guardian is here.